How do you contribute to Starr Tincup excellence?

I move pixels around until they look right. Then I animate them.

What were you doing before you came to work at ST?

Five years at the largest distributor of Japanese anime in North America. Cartoon boobs.

Why do you like working at ST?

They bought me a really big iMac.

Who would win in a fight William or Bret?

William frightens me, so him. Don't tell Bret.

If ST were a reality show which one would it be?

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

What's the most unusual thing you have ever tossed off the fire escape?

Evidence.

Where did you grow up?

The back seat of a Volkswagen.

What's your favorite all-time pet?

My brother's pitbull, Honey.

What is your most heart-wrenching / best breakup?

Chloe, an exotic dancer told me to meet her out back after her shift. She never showed.

What song changed your life?

Feeling Good by Nina Simone.

What is your favorite movie and why?

The Shawshank Redemption.

What's your life philosophy?

Life's too short to be a pussy.

Who is your role model?

Hank Moody @ Californication.

What is the stupidest thing you did in school?

Believe everything I was taught.

What is your favorite marketing cliche?

"Don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle." Sure, that works until the customer bites into steak-shaped turd.

Tell us your best celebrity encounter story

I checked Bruce Willis' restraints while working on a roller coaster at a local theme park.

Fill in the blank... If I were a ____ I would _____.

If I was a zombie apocalypse survivor... I would win.